Psst! I’ll let you in on a little secret. Earlier this year — as recently as two months ago — a certain someone set up two anonymous amateur porn accounts over at Pornhub under the aliases Filthyloove and Ray Loove. And while you can’t exactly see his face, you do get to see his whole head — if ya know what I mean — as he gets up to all sorts of naughty business with a lady friend. This is what they call plausible deniability. While his face is either masked or pixelated, certain other body parts look very familiar. Warning: The aforementioned links are extremely explicit and extremely heterosexual.
Also, check out the shadow bulge on his leg. That’s quite a sundial he’s got down there!